What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Dr No

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun